Hmpf... A Blogger's Story
>> Monday, September 28, 2009
I get some interesting emails and comments about our blog, particularly in-real-life friends (as opposed to you imaginary-friends out there, who just "get me").
People ask how I have time to blog. How I have time to craft. How I have time to garden. How I have time to cook (every once and a while). They like the blog, don't get me wrong (and how could they not?), but they don't understand.
I'll tell you how I have time to blog: I don't sleep.
Just kidding. I totally sleep at least 9 hours a night. I have a disorder... it's called lazy-woman-who-needs-9-hours-of-sleep-to-be-pleasant-itis.
Actually, I choose to make the time. (And, did I mention that I don't have kids?) And, I avoid doing things like working out or watching reality television or leaving the house. Or showering.
Just kidding. I shower. Sometimes.
And, actually, I think the interesting thing about the blog world is that you get a very biased view of peoples' lives.
Don't get me wrong, I love blogging. I find it to be a great motivator, a great creative outlet and a great way to be inspired by others. But, I really only post the good things (with a few exceptions). And, I have to believe that others do the same.
Who wants to post about the negative parts of life?
There are disasters and disappointments and days where I do nothing but veg on the couch. There are days when it takes an entire afternoon to hang a light fixture (hypothetically). Or when it takes sixteen coats of white paint to cover graffiti on an upstairs door that I didn't want to sand or prime (hypothetically). Or an evening when Ryan and I spend an hour putting a cutesy cover on my camera strap.
So, I thought I'd just put that out there. This blog - it's all a mirage of a peaceful, productive household. I also want to show you these pictures. Because they are funny.

It really did take Ryan and I an hour to put a strap cover on my fancy new camera (I chose this one btw... so far, I love it).

When we finally got it on (after using a hanger, a skewer, a chopstick and wire), Ryan looked at me and said, you will never buy one of these again.

And, I smiled and said, of course not. I think I can make another one myself.
(PS - Several have asked about the lovely strap. It's by KnittyBitties. Nothing but positive experience with this Etsy seller.... speedy service, good price, great product and well-made. It was definitely just user error getting that strap cover on. Now that it's on, it's nice and cheerful.)
13 people have something to say:
hehe...love it!! : )
Aw so cute!!!
You're absolutely right! I started blogging when I found out I needed surgery for endometriosis. I was frustrated and what not, but then I started to right about the good stuff in life. I am sure some of the people that followed me in the beginning because of the endo don't read any more. That's okay with me because after dwelling on what sucked in my life, I am more than happy to share what's great about it now!
Your camera strap story made me smile! :)
I have that EXACT same disorder!!!
LOL Love it! It's so true - our blogs never reflect all of us, do they? Smoke and mirrors, baby, smoke and mirrors.
Ha. My IRL friends say the same thing!
And, I wanted one of those covers but now I'm not so sure. ; )
LOL. :-) Few of my in real life friends get my blog either. It's a burden we bloggers have to put up with :-)
CUTE! I am so for being a veggie on the couch on the weekends!
Your faces are priceless!
And I am TOTALLY with you needing the sleep!
Have a great night!
Alyshia
Great post. I've wondered how you daily bloggers do it, too. I don't have kids yet either (how the working moms maintain blogs is a real mystery), but I have a hard time posting daily. Even before I was in the middle of a move/renovation. But unlike you, I have a reality tv problem. Maybe I'll try to do something about that...
Because I have the sense of humor of a 14 yr old, I giggled at: "When we finally got it on".....(the camera strap that is).
You are so right. Blogs are but a snapshot of our lives. Some people get it, some don't. Regardless, you still amaze me by how much you guys get accomplished. Amazing!
And that is why I sorta hate you. Ha!
I adore that stap cover! I just wish I had a fancy camera with a strap to actually have the need for one. My little Fuji PnS is all I got for now.
P.S. I need at least 7.5 hours of sleep to function. 8 will make me feel much better and, well, 9 makes me bounce of bed a happy woman. How people "survive"--I think they lie--on 5 hours or so is beyond me.
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